Christian Domestic Discipline romance novels?
There are romances written with the CDD lifestyle as the theme.
These aren’t erotic spanking romances.
That did make me sad.
I love a good erotic spanking romance.
Nope. CDD romances don’t actually describe sex. The spanking isn’t erotic. It’s painful.
CDD romances teach lessons.
Lessons like don’t speed. Speeding is dangerous. It can result in an accident that may harm you or others. If you do speed, you will be spanked. Hard. Hard enough to require antibiotic ointment. I am not kidding you. ANTIBIOTIC OINTMENT.
I ask you: WHAT is romantic about antibiotic ointment?
I read about five CDD books. I thought five was generous. I mean. Come ON. There was ZERO sex in these romances. That’s like asking me to wear nylon underwear. It’s uncomfortable, it feels funny and it isn’t attractive on me.
In every book I read, the hero is almost damn near perfect. Seriously. The man should run for president. He never makes mistakes, he’s handsome and he has stronger morals than Sister Theresa.
The heroine, however, is so NOT perfect. Hells bells. After a chapter or two, I was ready to spank her butt. In fact, I was glad when the hero did.
The only thing I found less than perfect about the hero is his decision making regarding his choice of spouse. How does Mr. Perfect end up with such a bratty idiot? (I totally am giving the hero a disbelieving eyebrow raise right now.)
I am pretty open minded about CDD. I previously stated that if CDD made both husband and wife happy and they are BOTH content in this lifestyle, so be it. That said, these CDD romance novels are pure propaganda.
They had me advocating a non sensual, ass beating of a grown woman by her spouse. I was practically chanting for the hero to let loose some whup ass on the immature brat. I was thinking SOMEONE should tear her ass up.
I usually reserve my advocacy for an ass whupping of epic proportions to child abusers, wife beaters, grownup no-accounts who mooch off of their elderly parents, etc.
I was not impressed with the CDD romances. I will say this, they stuck with me. Not that I wanted them to.
If you want to read a CDD romance, search it on Amazon. No way am I linking anyone to one. Don’t ask it of me. Just. Don’t.
I WILL link you to a Domestic Discipline Store. Look around. You’ll see why antibiotic cream is necessary.